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Because we all share a very unique relationship with our bevvy of coworkers!
You know who wants to listen to multiple retellings of the story of your amazing Valentines?
Your Single Coworkers.
— Some Copywriter (@testicleas) February 15, 2016
2. “Please take me with you”
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote “please take me with you” in it — rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012
3. Oh hey, Charlene…
RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN’T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I’M PREGNANT — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 3, 2015
4. There’s a 10 second rule
5. Anyone? No? Oh…
Someday I’ll learn to stop making references to 90s movies to my 24-year-old coworkers. — Meredith (@Meredvth) February 12, 2016
6. He’s got mad skillz
Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include “mouth breathing”. — Svenn Amish (@amishschool) April 22, 2015
7. You Sir, have the patience of a Saint
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said “supposably” 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here — It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 19, 2015
9. The hunt is on
I let it slip at work that I make Youtube videos. Now half my coworkers are in a manhunt to find my channel. — Megasnoop (@MegasnoopTTR) February 12, 2016
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn’t know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA — Shawn (@CakeThrottle) July 27, 2013
11. Goodbye cruel world
Sometimes I fill an Advil bottle with Red M&M’s and dump them all in my mouth in front of my coworkers. — Tim Wilkinson (@timwilkinson) February 12, 2016
12. Tick tock
Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one? — Varsity (@JVarsityCaptain) July 17, 2014
Coworker: What’s so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I’m on there, what’s your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You’re looking at your phone. M:… — Tommy Noble (@GeauxSaints79) May 8, 2013
14. “Suits you Sir”
My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, “how did the job interview go?” in front of everyone. — Sir Doucheurtwat (@HelmdawgE) June 27, 2013
You know who else brings their kids into work to meet all their coworkers? Satan — EnvyDaTropic (@envydatropic) February 15, 2016
16. Mind if I join?
I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, “mind if I join?” — shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) January 15, 2015
I’m developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers’ stories. — Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) October 25, 2013
18. There’s always one
19. OCD? Me?
20. “Baby, you light up my world like nobody else”
Apparently one of my coworkers really can’t stand 1D..so I’ve decided to bring in an aux cord one day and play all 5 albums start to finish. — King Updates (@Louis1DUpdates) February 16, 2016
21. They’ll be lost without me
24. I think there’s snow forecast tomorrow