5 Words to Ruin a Job Interview

It’s become one of the runaway hashtag success stories of the past couple of months (even some celebrities have had a crack at it!) and today we’re bringing you the cream of the crop from the now infamous #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview.

Let’s just sincerely hope none of the following examples were learned from experience!

Do I pee in that #fivewordstoruinajobinterview

‚¬€ Dean carter (@deancarte) March 22, 2015

This is Catherine, my mommy. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ John Bowman (@johnbowman) January 18, 2015

Do you monitor internet activity? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) January 18, 2015

@jennakimjones Do you do background checks? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Austin Swafford (@Astros290) January 18, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview oh was this your chair

‚¬€ darth€ž¢ (@darth) January 17, 2015

@jennakimjones What’s your policy on napping? ‚¬€ Me (@hollie9b) January 18, 2015

@darth I’m really a cat online. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Dave B (@BuckyKatt) January 17, 2015

Please do not google me. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) January 18, 2015

“Ha whoa, you’re on Tinder” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 18, 2015

@RabbiWolpe @HeerJeet don’t wake up before 10 ‚¬€ Tony Neader (@TNeader) January 19, 2015

Hey, pants are optional, right? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Amber Hunt (@ReporterAmber) January 18, 2015

@darth is there a drug test? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ ruby (@rubyjnkie) January 17, 2015

This is the craziest dream. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) January 18, 2015

I’m not cannibalistic per se. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) January 18, 2015

Need to take this call #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ susan vavrick (@edit_susan) January 18, 2015

@HeerJeet What is your name, again? ‚¬€ Constantine Mourtos (@dinohealth) January 22, 2015

Please use my Lycan name. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) January 18, 2015

“Is your supervisor’s job open?” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Delaney Williams (@delaneywilliams) January 18, 2015

@HeerJeet What is your severance policy?

‚¬€ Constantine Mourtos (@dinohealth) January 22, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview “what is the wifi password?” ‚¬€ Niall Horan || 56 (@acousticnialI) January 19, 2015

Where do my cats sit? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 19, 2015

WHEN’S YOUR BABY DUE!? OH… #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Bustle (@bustle) January 19, 2015

Can you lend me $5? #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Megan Johnson (@tipsy_writer) January 19, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Can I keep this pen? ‚¬€ Michele Mahone (@Mmahone) January 19, 2015

First, lemme take a selfie. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview

‚¬€ Richelle (@RichelleSue) January 18, 2015

This is a stepping stone. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview @HeerJeet ‚¬€ David Wolpe (@RabbiWolpe) January 18, 2015

@HeerJeet Some states legalized marijuana use.

‚¬€ Constantine Mourtos (@dinohealth) January 22, 2015

I can’t count #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview ‚¬€ Bitter Chocolate Man (@ILLCapitano94) January 18, 2015

“Guess what? You’ve been Punk’d!” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/onZ8GfKZbg

‚¬€ TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) January 18, 2015