I would LOVE to see the Boolean string for each of these job titles! I mean, just think of the synonyms! Like, our one-stop sourcing tool, SourceHub, is good, but I’m not sure it’s this good:
1. Director of Sandbags
It’s not a job, it’s a calling.
2. Hairapist
3. Professional Snuggler
He grabbed this job with both hands.
4. Namer of Clouds
5. Ranch Dressing Expert
6. Space Lawyer
You won’t be laughing when the martians come…
7. Extreme Unicyclist
8. Head of Elephants
No tusk is too small for this guy…
9. Penguinologist
I’m officially jealous.
10. Parkour Specialist
11. Knitter-in-Residence
Check out that fee! Sweet gig if you can get it!
12. “Fun Club” President
You’ll find him in the kitchen at parties.
13. Bride Kidnapping Expert
Now there’s a CV we’d all be fascinated (but most likely appalled) to read!
14. Teen Exorcist
And she wonders why she doesn’t have a boyfriend…
15. Chief of Unicorn Division
16. Bear Biologist and Paperfolder
17. Bread Scientist
He must be making some serious dough…
18. Head of Potatoes
“Good job, Sarah. Those potatoes never stood out of line.”
19. MILF Commander
20. Cat Behaviour Consultant
Like seriously, where can I apply?!
21. Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator
Is there no end to this man’s talent?!
22. Pornography Historian
Just imagine the fun “Bring Your Parents to Work Day” would be.
23. Chocolate Beer Specialist
Carlsberg lied. They said they didn’t make jobs…
Happy Friday Recruiters! Enjoy your weekend 🙂