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As we learned from our last foray into the weird, wonderful and altogether quite disturbing world of stock photography, it’s filled with strange, indescribable and often unusable images. But just when I thought I’d seen the worst of all the ‘recruitment’ related stock photography on offer, I came across these babies!
Tread carefully my friends, for you can never un-see what you are about to see *insert evil laugh here*:
There is just something so unnerving about this guy.
“I’d kill to get that job!” And he did…
Oh yeah, candidates with hair are always FAR more desirable…
Okay, you’re scaring me now! Can you let go of my hand?… Please?!
Recruiters: Walking calmly away from explosions since 1952.
… I didn’t say anything…
Candidate sushi? Ew.
“No, yeah, I’m in the interview now….. no this recruiter’s an idiot”
…And then they tore the candidate limb from limb.
“Businesswoman off the blocks”? More like, ‘Businesswoman off her block!’
Cos that’s not at all menacing…
“Talk to the hand sista!”
Gimme the job, or the laptop gets it.
“Yes Sir, that’s not quite what we meant when we said we were looking for strong candidates… And what in God’s name are you wearing?!”
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
I love you…do you love me?
Just a casual midday sherry… said no recruiter ever……. I think.
This resumés even worse than I expected!
Don’t tell, don’t tell me…. it’s a recruitment ‘lightbulb moment’ isn’t it?
What in God’s name is a “Business Punch”?! By the looks of it, you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end!
Did you think you’d seen the last of me?
“Mobile” recruiting you say? Nah, that’ll never catch on!
No way! I always forget that too!
This picture was entitled “Human Resources”…
Nope, I’ve no idea what’s going on here either.
Happy Friday Recruiters!!!!