The world of stock photography is littered with strange, indescribable and often unusable images. But surely a subject as straight forward as ‘Recruitment’ couldn’t garner anything too off the wall? Well, judging by a recent search for the word ‘recruitment’ on 3 large stock image sites, it would appear not!
Stay tuned for some of the most bizarre images you will ever have the pleasure/misfortune of witnessing:
Remember that scene from the extended edition of Titanic, where a troupe of recruiters rescue Rose from the freezing waters of the Atlantic ocean? No? Me neither…
Or that scene from Mean Girls when Regina George grew up to become a recruiter only so she and her new gang of cronies could stare intimidatingly at candidates?
Candidate: “Who are those guys?”
Recruiter: “Oh, they’re just the ghosts of candidates past.”
Yummmm, candidate brains… delicious
When a recruitment funnel looks more like a Sweeney Todd-esque meat grinder!
Tina really wishes she hadn’t told the candidate to dress for the job he wanted… he wanted to be a stripper and this was an interview for an accountancy role…
Thanks… I guess…
“Can’t wait to get started on that giant pile of resumés!” Said no recruiter ever.
Bending over backwards to find great candidates?!
That smell? No, no definitely wasn’t me…
“I’d kill to get that job!” And he did…
Check out my Christian Grey impression. All the ladies dig it.
Gimme the job, or the laptop gets it.
You want a job? Grow a beard.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! THE TROLLEY OF DEATH IS APPROACHING!
“What do you mean “Is this a lie?“?! What self-respecting 32 year old doesn’t have 25 years experience in Inside Sales at 3 of the world’s biggest companies?!”
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always found it far more productive to construct Boolean strings in the nip…
“If you say the phrase “team-player” one more time…”
Well, which one are you?
“Where do I want to be in 5 years? Let me just think about that for a minute… *strokes beard pensively*”
Can you imagine how fast they’d run?
Well, this isn’t awkward in the slightest…
Your future is in my hands now *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Type “Recruitment” into your favourite stock photography website and send us the link in the comments below!